The leaked examination of Feeling Institute Tawa Academy. Taken from Fita Facebook Page. |
Disclaimer: This post is just for fun. Still supporting formal schooling.
When we hear the word “test”, we are anxious about
it. Taking it requires preparation. We should spend sleepless nights just to
review lessons. No one wants to fail. We wish for easy items. But, as our eyes
explore the paper full of questions, we just whisper our prayer. Even that we
prepared a lot (but most of the times we do not), we are spared from failing.
We thought that after years of schooling, we are finally
from mind- boggling tests. In college, we need to pass the admission test. We
need to be included in the cut to pursue higher education. After graduation,
those who are yearning for their professional license need to undergo intensive
review to pass the licensure exam. Those
who will find company jobs need to answer tests for them to be admitted. Let us
accept the fact that we cannot escape tests as life is deemed considered as a long
test. It is hard yet unpredictable. We really need to have a strong grip or
else we end up weak.
What if there is a school that caters the type of
questioning you have been dreaming of. Look no more as Fita launched its
Feeling Institute Tawa Academy (FITA). The school which is administered by the
dean, Ramon Bautista promises a happy school. Based on the video uploaded on
the biscuit’s Facebook page, they are opening the school for people who love to
laugh hard. They offer subjects with a twist. If you are venturing to become an
influencer, they have photography class focusing on selfie improvement. The
Math subject teaches you to say goodbye to your Ex. They also have Computer
101: Building Strategies.
To be part of this exuberant academy, one should
take the college admission test. However, the said test was leaked online and
it trended online. The viral examination got netizens’ attention because of the
items like:
Kapag tumigil si Kara sa paghinga ma-su-suffocate
ba si Mia? Magpaliwanag
Ilan ang average number ng “Di Umano” ni Jessica?
The questions require wittiness. To be a FITAnian,
one must be witty and funny. I tried answering the exam. I clicked the link https://bit.ly/2Leyoaz. I can’t help but to
laugh while testing my luck. It made me alive tonight. It is stress- reliever.
I hope I pass the test.
Passed or failed? |
For more details, just log- on to your Facebook
account, search for Fita and take test. Give it a try. See you in the academy.
Hahaha.
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